poo bags, 10 of.(each 150 bags).
Deodorant, 6 of.
Toilet rolls 40f (each a 4 multi).
Dog food 48 tins.
Jumbones 12 twin packs.
Nescafe Massive jars, 4 of (buy them every time they are on offer in the Co-op).
Bleach, 4 of.
and so on...

I've had the SLK for nigh on 7 years now! That really surprised me when I thought about it. I keep thinking about flogging it but there is fuck all about that I fancy (Jag XKR rag top maybe) and my desire for a 55 has waned after I learned about AMG suspension!

Obviously, not a bike (as I ain't got one... sob!) but I have a space under the kitchen counter full of bits for the cars, I even have a complete set of clocks for the SLK (it used to have a 'pink shrimp' but I cured it without the need for the new clocks) spare wipers for the Jag (odd size fucker) ...

They didn't charge me for checking the charge... er, that makes sense, right?

I had one of them fancy Granada estates, it was fucking lush!

10 Paracetamol day today. Sunshine for a change and it was hot outside so I took Bella out early(ish) and when we got home, I decided to polish the Merc as it's not been done in a year, well, not with Autoglym. I left the stereo on and the roof was down so Pink Floyd (no Oink!) blaring away. Natural...

Today oh dear and learned readers, I did a thing. I polished the Jag, with Autoglym no less. I managed to do all the car (apart from the roof) while sat on the floor though I did have to prop myself up to do the bonnet/boot. It was 6 Paracetamol job though and the pain is delightful right now. I the...

Hold the front page! I did another 'thing', there is a tiny ripple in the leather door pocket on the driver's side door, I removed it (only broke one bit, good going for me) completely, took it indoors and re-glued the errant bit, much to my surprise, it worked perfectly. Fitting WAS the reverse of ...

I owned a Yamaha GTS for a while. I was always intrigued by them and the whole 'hub centre steering' thing. It was dull. It felt exactly like a normal bike at anything above walking pace and the detuned engine pissed me off. I have pictures if anyone cares enough to see them. The front brake though ...

Decided I was fed-up of driving the Merc so swapped cars. Whoop! But I did do a 'thing', I bought another bottle of leather dye, this time from the 'Scratch Doctor/Clinic' and went out and tried a dab... It only bloody matches the sodding cars leather, perfectly! What started out as a tiny bit of cr...