It seems to have become a bit of a turning point in the business world.
'Go woke, go broke' is now far more likely, Natwest being another instance.
Not necessarily broke but far more likely to lose money.

Bring back the P.G. Tips chimps.

Hooli wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 7:06 pmThe fuck is that?

Dylan Mulvaney, the thing that destroyed Bud Light when it headed up a major advertising campaign for them.

I would have thought beer, if you can class it as that, would be the last product where the customers would appreciate those sort of weirdos.

Hooli wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 7:00 pm I think you have mentioned that before, but I can't recall what you were riding when you attacked an innocent tranny.

Innocent of what?
Not of affronting nature.

It's obviously cursed.
I'll take it off your hands if you give me a couple of thousand quid to cover the risk.

I'm not sure if I've posted this before (and too lazy to look) but I am the most intimate with a Transit of anyone on the site! I interfaced a frail human teenage body with the hard and unyielding rear end of a MK1 Transit leaving an impression in the rear D/S rear wing and door and much shattered ...

I saw that when they were filming an episode in our village.
They'd changed the village signs so when my missus drove me back from the station, slightly the worse for wear after having been to a leaving do, it was a WTF moment?

Well that's Hoolis get out of jail free card now: "Come to tye first left hand bend and the bloody thing did not want to turn. Almost clipped the lorry coming the otherway. Checked everything, but nothing wrong or badly worn, it was just the way it was." Nowt ring with my riding skills mat...

I'd suggest WBAC or similar so I'm afraid I can't help.

Like Morty runs Mario's plumbing and shagging business?

You need to start your own valeting business, you've already got a mascot.