Just for you Mr Honda, here is the XJ at the point of collection:
It has been enthusiastically claimed by my dad, it’s the first time I have ever seen him enthuse about any vehicle, brings a tear to my eye, he’s becoming the son I never knew I wanted.

Please forgive the awful title, The Rolling Stone’s “Sympathy For The Devil” immediately begun cycling in my head when I thought about introducing myself. I am Semi-C in Autoshite (which reads like a Gershwin-esque comedown chorus to me), here for the bilge and the gold Grosvenor V coupe limousine I...