Warren t claim wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:12 am Fat lad is then deposited into my car and the three of us drive to his parents' house where a very angry mother has to pay the fare of £20 plus VAT (Value Added Torture) and doubtless the chunky fucker is still grounded to this day.

Fucking howling here

More please squire!

CLINT wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:47 pm I think he's been on holiday. His holiday photos are on the cars and girls thread

Keep it on the down low please vagina face , im trying to keep my fishnet fillie a secret like

MRustbucket wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:29 pm I wondered where you'd got to!

Good morning squire

I saw my first xj40 in a couple of years yesterday too, how spooky!

Hooli wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:19 am Morning, I've just unlocked the door.

Enjoy & clear up your own mess, we're too lazy to do it for anyone

Thank you good sir..

I promise not to shit on the floor!

CLINT wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:45 am You're late, what time do you call this??

Fucked it mate i know

fucksakes

Another night in one of the Montego's with 3 lads, the front passenger produces the broken top of a Grolsch bottle and says" What would you do if someone tried to rob you with this?" I shit myself, thinking I'm getting jumped by all 3 of them, so I hit him as hard as I can with my left ha...

! It was a 1.4 petrol with no electric windows, central locking, power steering or even a sunroof! It probably was the last real basic car licenced in my area. To it's credit it looked OK in white with only a miss matched slightly off white front wing hiding it's Cat D status. Driving it made me fe...

So after a bit of a hiatus it seems the old darkwob is no more and this is the place where all the cool cats hang out?

Also i never got to find out what red5 thought to the orange c16 i sold him or what happened to his ducati?!

So yes hello all