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by Jazoli
Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:45 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances
Replies: 1287
Views: 98357

Re: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances

A question for the more able-minded... at the service the garage reckoned that the brake fluid is '-1%. What does that mean? Fucked? If so I am a tiny bit more pissed off as it had a brake fluid change at the last service done by Central Garage, so just on a year ago. I'd say they are fishing for e...
by Jazoli
Fri Mar 08, 2024 6:43 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition
Replies: 3197
Views: 308261

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

Knobhead driver went the wrong way up the high street today and the van managed to crash into them.
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by Jazoli
Mon Feb 26, 2024 6:56 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances
Replies: 1287
Views: 98357

Re: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances

It might be reading the inlet air temperature and adjusting the fuelling due to the temp, someone cleverer than me will be able to explain it better.
by Jazoli
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:38 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5510
Views: 999955

Re: Two wheels good.

You are probably leaning a bit much as the stand will lift the rear wheel off the ground eventually and you'll crash, especially if you hit a bump, best to hang off a bit but you'll look like a cunt hanging off on a scooter, I rode my daughters home from the shop in my race leathers and got my knee ...
by Jazoli
Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:17 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances
Replies: 1287
Views: 98357

Re: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances

I think I'd be scrapping it if you are paying someone to sort it, what car is it?
by Jazoli
Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:17 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Sorry it's modern but.... 2016 VW Polo
Replies: 8
Views: 288

Re: Sorry it's modern but.... 2016 VW Polo

Have noticed for quite some time that the (heater) fan only seemed to really do anything on 2,3 and 4, found it a bit weird, but thought I was just being a bit dim. Fastforword to last week and I realised that now it only works on 4. Apparently this is a super common VAG fault, with the resistor pa...
by Jazoli
Mon Feb 05, 2024 3:01 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5510
Views: 999955

Re: Two wheels good.

paulplom wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2024 2:41 pm How the fuck am I only getting 75mpg from my vespa? It is flat out for a most of the time though.
Because its got a child's engine in it.
by Jazoli
Sun Feb 04, 2024 6:54 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances
Replies: 1287
Views: 98357

Re: Stupid questions about motorised conveyances

You also need a way of driving the new seals into place, I used to use a split bit of 32mm drain pipe to drive the new ones in.
by Jazoli
Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:03 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: The UK's fascination with convertible cars
Replies: 36
Views: 1858

Re: The UK's fascination with convertible cars

We've always had convertibles until last year when for some reason we didn't, both mine and the wife's commute changed to less than 5 miles a day and we hardly ever dropped the roof, will probably buy a late E Class cabrio this year though.
by Jazoli
Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:36 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: What did you do today?
Replies: 15466
Views: 3123597

Re: What did you do today?

Hooli wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:25 pmHemi?
not for £1900 :lol: