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by Warren t claim
Mon May 06, 2024 3:27 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Transit Tales. Owned or rented.
Replies: 32
Views: 2446

Re: Transit Tales. Owned or rented.

Has anyone else ever had to endure a long motorway journey in a Mk 1/2/3 Luton bodied Transit? Top speed anywhere between 42 and 54 mph.
by Warren t claim
Sat May 04, 2024 10:09 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Transit Tales. Owned or rented.
Replies: 32
Views: 2446

Re: Transit Tales. Owned or rented.

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Here's the view of Death Row Weighbridge from the drivers seat of the doomed Transit.

If you think that Ford vans are unreliable the Fiat Doblo in front was just one of three of the same age from the same company getting weighed in as all three had shat their engines.
by Warren t claim
Thu May 02, 2024 1:31 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Transit Tales. Owned or rented.
Replies: 32
Views: 2446

Re: Transit Tales. Owned or rented.

In other news, today was the day we bridged our Stars In Their Eyes Transit Supervan. We bought this 56 plate SWB FWD Transit last September with not tax or test for not many £s because it needed work, namely a fuckload of welding. Looking almost tidy from ten yards in its metallic blue paint it was...
by Warren t claim
Wed May 01, 2024 3:29 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5659
Views: 1056695

Re: Two wheels good.

One can almost imagine the officer's sheer joy if I had signed up for this and they had to send in the SAS in to rescue Private Ringo after he got lost and rode into enemy territory. Daily pink helmet and No 21 for Ringo... RINGO!!! YOU ARE IN BOTSWANA WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BOSNIA!!!!!!
by Warren t claim
Wed May 01, 2024 2:04 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5659
Views: 1056695

Re: Two wheels good.



One can almost imagine the officer's sheer joy if I had signed up for this and they had to send in the SAS in to rescue Private Ringo after he got lost and rode into enemy territory.
by Warren t claim
Wed May 01, 2024 1:28 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5659
Views: 1056695

Re: Two wheels good.

FRANCE: CT CENTRE TORCHED AS BIKERS HAVE THE HUMP WITH INTRO OF MOT FOR MOTORCYCLES #weebitcharred whatsapp-image-2024-04-25-at-12-21-58-1-662a354e5e2c1203431144.jpg https://archive.ph/gkOII Incendie criminel d'un centre de contrôle technique : les auteurs ont bourré des pneus de motos de chiffons ...
by Warren t claim
Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:00 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: EBay Finds
Replies: 12456
Views: 2915240

Re: EBay Finds

It's funny that despising the GPZ500 I would have no problem owning an ER5 or KLE500. It is a bit like me lusting over the Mk1 Cavalier but loathing the Opel Manta.
by Warren t claim
Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:57 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: EBay Finds
Replies: 12456
Views: 2915240

Re: EBay Finds

Eddie Honda wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:54 am It's winking at you Warren! Why else would you be looking?
I was searching for a rope and a stool on Amazon and apparently they're popular searches with GPZ500 owners.
by Warren t claim
Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:27 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: EBay Finds
Replies: 12456
Views: 2915240

Re: EBay Finds

pos1.png Can you imagine the headlines in the papers if I found this parked outside my house with the keys and V5 posted through my door? SELFISH SCOUSER SHAMELESSLY BARGES IN FRONT OF BRAVE DAME ESTHER RANTZEN IN THE QUEUE OUTSIDE DIGNITAS!!! https://www.gumtree.com/p/kawasaki-motorbikes/kawasaki-...