Update on a very unplanned issue. Turning left on a roundabout I had to stop due to solid traffic ahead.then a couple of seconds later CRUNCH as I got rammed from behind and thrown down the road. I don't think the car was doing more than 10mph or so,but enough to throw me off so I twisted my ankle ...

Horrible wank old French car club show on here this morning, as it seemed to be Renault 11 12 and 25s with Dacias I didn't take any pics as they should have been scrapped from the factory. You're welcome I expect they weren't happy with a monkey on a moped turning up to spoil their day with far sup...

Do you speak Romanian?

Have you considered that were probably pissed off at him for letting the circus chimp get away so they missed out on a reward?

There's a thread about it on the beige, in the Questions section, if you still go there.
If you don't I'll try and do a precis, let me know if you do.

I use Ramsoil which is similar but use Bilt Hamber for internal coverage as I don't have a suitable sprayer for it.

A divorce if you buy it?

Now that your spy in the sky is dead you've lost that way of looking ahead haven't you?

6 days a week on parking meter patrol in stop go traffic though and I don't imagine cops care for their cars.

Anyway, how's the Jaaaaaaa...g ?

And no fires, unless they're not worth mentioning as they're so frequent and expected.
A bit like your burning VW 'jokes'.

If James Bond had balls the same size as his this would just tickle them: