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by John F
Sun May 24, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Found pics
Replies: 6572
Views: 1043229

Re: Found pics

I've been going through some old pictures this evening & found this actual barn find from a couple of years ago: 018.JPG 019.JPG I didn't ask the owners of the barn about it, I was busy trying to dry out a sodden marquee. But I did have a poke around it, I reckon it'd be a brave restoration. Bef...
by John F
Sun May 24, 2020 1:56 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: EBay Finds
Replies: 12401
Views: 2834998

Re: EBay Finds

Hooli wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 8:49 pm Sell them to JohnF at a crazy profit for his ever lasting restoration.
Hah, you twat.

The standard horn is ace though, sounds very Italian :mrgreen:
by John F
Sun May 24, 2020 1:53 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
Replies: 9568
Views: 2408348

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

I couldn't afford the fuel to get mine anywhere near the A40, lol
by John F
Sat May 23, 2020 1:05 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
Replies: 9568
Views: 2408348

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Eddie Honda wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 8:51 pm You should have seen the skid marks in the lorry driver's shreddies.

She ran out of fuel and stopped in lane TWO? That cunt needs to lose her licence before someone else dies due to her inability to do basic thinking.
by John F
Fri May 22, 2020 12:00 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5591
Views: 1005504

Re: Two wheels good.

Hooli spouts bollocks because drunken Italians wired up his brain using a 1979 Fiat Strada wiring loom that they found in the sea.
by John F
Thu May 21, 2020 3:40 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Two wheels good.
Replies: 5591
Views: 1005504

Re: Two wheels good.

I can't recall the corners that well, I only did three laps. Brandish is the left hander after the Creg Ny Baa coming down off the Mountain. Light Bulb Moment ! ... Left Hand Bend - no wonder you wouldn't remember it ! :lol: Oh, I walked around that one... Followed a right around a mini-roundabout/...
by John F
Thu May 21, 2020 1:13 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: What did you do today?
Replies: 15597
Views: 3134212

Re: What did you do today?

Unlike tables and other items of furniture, dogs tend to self-level. So there's no need to put that board under Murdo's front legs.
by John F
Wed May 20, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: What did you do today?
Replies: 15597
Views: 3134212

Re: What did you do today?

Today I replaced a fuse in my Disco that has been blown for over a year, it only served the ciggy lighter & sun visor lights so I'd not bothered with it. But I had to pump up my nsr tyre today, the bloody thing has picked up a nail... Should be OK though, it's in the tread, that'll be £10 to rep...
by John F
Mon May 18, 2020 11:50 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Land Rover Rustorashun and other shit
Replies: 484
Views: 181336

Re: Land Rover Rustorashun

That's an impressive amount of sand to get inside it, I get the feeling it wasn't at idle when it swallowed the water. I reckon it was quite a bit above idle :lol: just picture the comedy moment as the engine locks solid while mucky water rains down and the poor old pilot yells BOLLOCKS at the top ...