You can't help anyone who won't help themselves.

I was working for a VW Group when the recalls came out for the EA189. I had to sign a legal document to do so, like a non-disclosure.

Fraud that.

I can't understand why a garage would have a car hanging around.

You could always move it by booking it in for a MOT at your new garage. That voids the need for tax or MOT.

Aye-Aye, is that a Coachman VIP 575?

Why the gaffa tape on the headlamps?

mercrocker wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 8:15 pmWTF is wrong with solicitors, though?

All cunts who will rot in hell.

Is it down on compression, though? If the car's been a good starter have you ever spun it over and not have it fire up? Might be it just feels/sounds too free-spinning and just has a simple ignition or fuel fault. The Rover 600 lives again, I feel a right numpty. Mercrocker was pretty much spot on ...

Buy another Royce and I can dream of buying it from you.

Look, if you want somebody to do your CBT with you, I'll do it and hold your hand. I'm a massive coward.