In about 1989 my dad got a load of BMW brochures for me - I always thought they were a bit exotic back then, none of the neighbours drove one, especially not council estate on finance. I looked after a slightly minging 635csi (I think) in my garage last year and it’s hard to imagine how relatively r...

What mpg does this revolting looking thing provide?

My neighbour has a Corsair V4, they look nice but fairly worthless, he had it for sale quite cheap for a couple of years, and then sprayed it bright green.

Look at this mismatched, rotten, sellotaped eyesore. I think it’s a Monte Carlo.
The front was even better - it was completely shagged.