Another Beige Incomer

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So the beige is hemorrhaging it's best cunts now, delighted to see you here Mr Subpar.
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Well that's an accolade!

I'm just an eejit who likes old cars and tends to fall out with people sometimes.
I'm as big a lefty-liberal snowflake as you can get but yeah. Some of the inconsistent moderation of late is grating. It doesn't seem to be what's said but more who's saying it that matters.
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We have a political reeducation programme for people like you.

Hooli was the first person we tested it on so we're going to have to dial it back a bit for the next one.

We also need to investigate whether the liking for monkeys is a side effect or just some of his inhibitions being released.
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*passes subpar a banana*
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LynehamHerc wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:37 pm We have a political reeducation programme for people like you.

Hooli was the first person we tested it on so we're going to have to dial it back a bit for the next one.

We also need to investigate whether the liking for monkeys is a side effect or just some of his inhibitions being released.
It hasn't worked on me.

And I already looked like a baboon before they started.

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That's when we discovered that you had to have some human DNA for it to work. Surprisingly Hooli had some, probably a result of being a human macaque hybrid experiment that went wrong, badly.
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LynehamHerc wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:11 pm That's when we discovered that you had to have some human DNA for it to work. Surprisingly Hooli had some, probably a result of being a human macaque hybrid experiment that went wrong, badly.
Ook?

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LynehamHerc wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:11 pm That's when we discovered that you had to have some human DNA for it to work. Surprisingly Hooli had some, probably a result of being a human macaque hybrid experiment that went wrong, badly.
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You must be bananas for joining us, they will make a monkey out of you. You will end up feeling a prize chimp, etc etc
As I suspected I was right about everything.
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treehugger wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:26 pm You must be bananas for joining us, they will make a monkey out of you. You will end up feeling a prize chimp, etc etc
Stop aping the other posters.
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