Crash! Bang! Wallop!

[Hooli]

DANGEROUS JUGGERNAUT STOPPED AT DOVER FOR LOADS OF THINGS

#gravitystraps

An inbound one I hope.

[Eddie Honda]

THIS MORNING'S TREBLE

#peatboghorror
#noroadrent
#s165
#johnnyforeigner
#disastra

[Eddie Honda]

'ONE CHANCE'

[Eddie Honda]

WANTED ON RECALL

[Eddie Honda]

ILLEGALLY USING TRADE PLATES...ON A MG

#s165

[Eddie Honda]

*COURT REPORT*

LAME SENTENCE

#pursuit

Officers from the West Sussex Tactical Enforcement Unit were on proactive patrol on the afternoon of 25 July 2020 and spotted a vehicle of interest in the Tarring area. They turned around with the intention of speaking to its occupants, at which point the silver BMW made off at speed.

It was pursued along Gaisford Road and through Tarring onto Terringes Avenue – a 30mph residential road – where it overtook a number of vehicles and reached speeds of up to 80mph.

The driver then turned left into The Boulevard, where he undertook another car and knocked the wing mirror off a parked car, before attempting to cross the grass verge onto the northbound carriageway, where it got stuck between the pursuing police vehicle and a tree.

Other units arrived at the scene and officers used batons to smash the BMW’s windows. They used captor spray and Taser on the driver – by this point identified as Alan Gale, a landscape gardener, of no fixed address – but seemingly to little effect.

The 38-year-old managed to escape and continued his erratic journey by heading north on the southbound carriageway – along a section of pavement – and then turned left into Palatine Road, where he crashed into a wall.

A police car arrived beside the BMW moments later, and Gale jumped across its bonnet and ran into the driveway of a neighbouring property. Following a short foot chase, he was safely detained.

Gale was arrested and charged with driving while disqualified, dangerous driving, driving with no insurance, and four counts of assaulting an emergency worker – relating to injuries sustained by officers as they attempted to prevent him from driving off when stuck in The Boulevard.

He was remanded in custody ahead of sentencing at Lewes Crown Court on 23 April, having pleaded guilty to all offences.

He was sentenced to seven months’ imprisonment and disqualified from driving for 18 months, and must take an extended re-test should he wish to drive again.

[Eddie Honda]

#scooterscum

[Eddie Honda]

MEDICALLY-REVOKED LICENCE...IN A SHERPA SPORTS

[Eddie Honda]

DODGY ZAFIRA?

#theresbeenamurder

[Eddie Honda]

FLAT AS A WITCH'S TIT