Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Talk about your cars etc here. Keep it sort of sensible and on topic please.
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DANGEROUS JUGGERNAUT TRAILER WITH FRACTURED AXLE BEAM

#mrmagoo

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PLOD SOOO DISAPPOINTED

BLOWS ONLY 39 DOWN THE STATION

NOT #brahmsandliszt


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Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:29 am LAZY CUNT

#zigandzag

That's a pet hate of mine, make the bloody kids walk so they aren't all fat shits & learn where to park a car.
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I lived next to a bloke that would drive to the school 150m up the road. I walked my son there by the time he'd loaded up and found somewhere to park. Fucking wanker.
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See also supermarket shoppers trying to find a spot as close to the entrance as possible. I park away from the store and often see them still looking for a place as I walk in. Arseholes.
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Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
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Hooli wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
No it doesn't. Some mongtard will be found parked right next to it, even if the car park is deserted. PHACT!
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Aye good point.
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I often park the can at the top of the carpark as the big doors make it awkward to get in and out.
Like you say nine times out of ten some cunt will be parked right next to it. I have to resist the urge to bray my door off the fuckers.
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Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:09 pm
Hooli wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
No it doesn't. Some mongtard will be found parked right next to it, even if the car park is deserted. PHACT!
I found that a well dented and scratched Land Rover usually deterred people from parking next to me.
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