Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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Guest wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:14 pm
Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:09 pm
Hooli wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
No it doesn't. Some mongtard will be found parked right next to it, even if the car park is deserted. PHACT!
I found that a well dented and scratched Land Rover usually deterred people from parking next to me.
Didn't seem to work for me, but it did make it much easier to open my door & still have room to get in when they'd parked like a retard.
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Guest wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:14 pm
Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:09 pm
Hooli wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
No it doesn't. Some mongtard will be found parked right next to it, even if the car park is deserted. PHACT!
I found that a well dented and scratched Land Rover usually deterred people from parking next to me.
You would think a hacky work van would do that.
It doesn't though.
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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This happened the other day local to me. Apologies for the technocripple cam.

DETACHED TRAILER GOES CAREERING INTO CAR

#towingtwat
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Tractor was on the R407 heading south towards Naas and had just come over the canal at Sallins. Car struck heading northbound.

https://goo.gl/maps/iYAv78kqpRTFXyp48
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A garda spokeswoman said: "Gardaí are investigating a road traffic collision that occurred on Main Street, Sallins on Wednesday 16th June 2021 at 7.15pm.

"A trailer disconnected from a tractor and collided with an oncoming vehicle. The driver and passenger of the vehicle were taken to hospital for treatment of their injuries.

"Investigations are ongoing."
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I bet that that was an oh fuck moment
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How is it even possible for someone like this to get their driving licence back EVER?

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/susse ... urrington/

What a weapons-grade cunt. I'd gladly push the button to electric-chair tossers like this.

(Video in linkeh)
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Talbot wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:00 pm How is it even possible for someone like this to get their driving licence back EVER?

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/susse ... urrington/

What a weapons-grade cunt. I'd gladly push the button to electric-chair tossers like this.

(Video in linkeh)
Covered about 90 pages back

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1288&p=110600#p110600

Licence or no licence, the cunt is going to drive, so give him some concrete shoes instead
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How TF do you remember these from that far back??

No doubt this one:

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/susse ... h-tractor/

Has already been covered too? Another candidate for invountary euthenasia.
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Maybe this one is a bit more up-to-date?

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/susse ... discovery/

Moral of that one being: If you're going to be a drug cultivator and a drug-driver, don't draw attention to yourself by driving at 45 in a 30 past a copper.

Or maybe do. The more twats like that who get collared, the better.
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Talbot wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:14 pm How TF do you remember these from that far back??
I don't. I just search his name in thread. As it was a *COURT REPORT* I copied and pasted some of the press release with name, events and sentence and leave out the usual plod quote waffle from the end.
Talbot wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:14 pm No doubt this one:

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/susse ... h-tractor/

Has already been covered too? Another candidate for invountary euthenasia.
Yep: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1288&p=107922#p107922
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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Talbot wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:17 pm Maybe this one is a bit more up-to-date?

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/susse ... discovery/
Haven't done that yet as I'm slacking. Besides I couldn't cover everything - 70-odd Twitter accounts contribute a fuckton of tweets to the CBW list, so it's a lot of tweets to scan through. If I just bunged up the tweet, I couldn't find it again. But if I add some text to the post (at least as hashtags) then I've some chance of finding it from name / hashtag / date. That's also why I try to work roughly chronologically, so I can approximately correlate the thread page number to the date.
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