Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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NORMAN WISDOM FAN GETS FREE TRIP HOME

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With the use of the Op Tramline HGV, officers captured an unsuspecting 24-year old Albanian national who had been driving carelessly.

He was later found to be wanted for immigration offences and subject to a European Arrest Warrant. He was remanded for court where he was disqualified from driving for six months, issued a £200 fine and deported back to his home country.
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CAN'T SEE WHERE HE IS GOING...IN HIS JUGGERNAUT

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Eddie Honda wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:31 am #ooohaaarh
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Does that too often and they'll get a Deere John letter
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Eddie Honda wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:17 am 110 MPH...IN A ONE LITRE CORSET

Corsas can now be had in 1.0 flavour with a turbo. Around 100bhp. possible for them to do 110 I'd guess. The older 1.0 59bhp 3 pots had all on getting over 80. I used to have 1. They want a fucking medal if it's an older non turbo. Must have been a long downhill stretch too!
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The only good thing about a three pot Corsa is putting the 12v badge on a XR4i and seeing how many people it confuses.
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#threewheeler



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#noplatewanker
#itdoesntworklikethat
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That bumper looks safe
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Perfectly safe if you don't walk in the road in front of it.
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That pedestrian safety bollocks gets me. Try not walking out in front of 2 ton of steel and you ok. Failing that Darwin takes effect
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