What does your car say about you?

DodgeRover · Post by **DodgeRover** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:40 am

Transit - 90s market trader

John F · Post by **John F** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:52 am

Junkman wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:20 am So you are either a welly and shooting vest over Tattersall wearing bumpkin with one eye in the middle of your forehead, or a pretentious soccer mom in Cheadle Hulme.

A small correction since I go shooting most weekends: Range Rovers are far more common than Discos and Shoguns, and nobody tends to wear Tattersall. Although you do get some tweed and wellies, depending on the weather.

So I'd go with the football mum (100% bollocks to americanisms).

BenHar · Post by **BenHar** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm

What does it say about you if you judge people by their cars?

Ben

DodgeRover · Post by **DodgeRover** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:43 pm

BenHar wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm What does it say about you if you judge people by their cars?

Ben

It's days you are part of the majority of the population it would appear.

My neighbour and I were laughing when I suggested I said to the council I needed a fence round my property to keep a horse in as part of a "traditional lifestyle" - transit van and caravan in my drive......
Everybody does it to some extent.

red5 · Post by **red5** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:50 pm

BenHar wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm What does it say about you if you judge people by their cars?

Ben

What does it say about you if you judge people who judge people by their cars...and so on.

red5 · Post by **red5** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:54 pm

Disco 2 Td5 - it's muddy, wtf.
Disco 3 Tdv6 - it's still going, and muddy, wtf
Freelandah TD4 - seriously, what's up here
Insignia Estate - they're shit mate. Don't last. 160k? Oh, err...
Ducati MS - feck that's ugly, oh, it's passed me
GSXR 1000 - wtf was that!
Vectra C Estate - same as Insignia
Vectra B Estate - how many cars have you got..

and so on.

NergleFuttocks · Post by **NergleFuttocks** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:22 pm

I think in all fairness this is not a commissioned exercise or report, just a bit of fun to see where it goes and have a smile or two. It is the same as what clothes we choose to put on.

fried onions · Post by **fried onions** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 pm

Humber - grandad.
Morris - grandad.
Austin - grandad.
MG - great grandad.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:26 am

fried onions wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 pm Humber - Britain's youngest giffer.
Morris - Britain's youngest giffer.
Austin - Britain's youngest giffer.
MG - Britain's youngest giffer trying hard not to be a giffer.

FTFY

frustrator · Post by **frustrator** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:18 pm

2018 BMW 320D - shouty, bald, tattoed important person who doesn't give a fuck about you
2001 Volvo V70, dirty, sounds like a hippo farting in a swimming pool, dirty, maintenance strictly on an as required basis normally full of shit - wannabe pikey.

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