Pug 107 (currently kidnapped), citroen relay and '14 Vespa gts ie 125

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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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I thought it was the fashion to blame the roads these days? And not the car or driver?
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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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paulplom wrote: Sun Aug 08, 2021 2:45 pm You're getting mixed up with the van.
I just set the cruise at 60 and chilled.
My 4.4 V8 E61 used to manage 42 MPG at a cruise controlled 62 MPH.
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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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That looks more like a lexus interior.
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What a load of old Boules
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I had to go and pick my daughter up from the leisure centre earlier. I had a locker there with them in. I haven't played for at least two years so just picked them up and handed my keys in.
Anyone want them? a bit heavy to post.
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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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Keep them in the car and throw them at e scooter fuckwits?

( or even roll them towards them)
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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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Or paint one black, drill a small hole in it to accept a sparkler and write BOMB on the side in tippex.
Ideal if you ever need to get to the front of a queue, carry it with you and light the sparkler when you join the queue. It might help if you dress up like Dick Dastardly
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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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He's got a dog so he's part way there.
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Crown green bowls?
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Re: Pug 107 minus mx5 plus lexus

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Fucking lexus. The bairn left a rear door not quite closed yesterday and I presume left the interior lights on all night. Her and partner went to start it earlier and it's flat af. I used my little jum starter which fired it up no bother. Unreal considering 4 litre and it span it over no bother.
They've been spending at the silverlink for pay day treats. The thing only went and cut out on the busiest roundabout in the North East in rush hour 🤣 Silverlink/coast road. I guess she sidn't take it for a blast as I suggested.
I had to slowly tell her what to do and I could hear people hurling abuse and shouting as I was trying to keep her calm. Anyway, I heard it fire up in the background as she hung up.
I'll take the battery off when she gets back and give it a proper charge.
Those little smart jump pack things are the business. It fits in the glovebox too. £100 and it's more than paid for itself already.
Tldr get a little jump starter thing.
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