You park like a cunt!

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Just had a bit of bit of a barney with some avononline fibre installers. They were completely blocking the footpath near the entrance near my daughters primary school. Not only that but on zigzags blocking the crossing. It started off nice before he told me to mind my own fucking business. I let them know exactly what I thought. I was 50 yds up the road when the thick one shouted 'at least I've got a fucking job'. I can only think he said that as I was in scruffy jeans and t shirt pushing my new pushbike :lol:
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I didn't have my phone so I've just been back down to photo the cunts and they've fucked off. They must have packed up sharpish. They had the hatches up and the big cable drums set up.
If they were polite and said we'll move it back 10 yds or whatever it would be no bother but their fucking atitude has got me wound right up.
Is this a sign of me turning into a miserable old cunt like the rest of you? If so I like the feeling.
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Cambridge services, with a half empty car park some cunt has done this.

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What? Parked a gay bike behind the advertising display? Disgraceful!
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Bit ambiguous those pink lines, though....

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On my way back from a show on Sunday in my Impala I decided to stop at the nice new Co-Op store because it has a car park. It was pretty much empty so I parked in two bays furthest from the store, I really should have taken a photo and reported myself for bad parking on here. Nice thing was that a couple behind me in the queue got chatting as they have a nice 1955 A90 Westminster and as we were chatting in the car park a Volvo 144 went by on the A52 and gave a cheery toot of the horn which was also nice.
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If I had a super-straight black 1959 I'd be parking it in two bays as well. And one of those would be next to grass.
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I daren't take a photo due to proximity of uniforms, but at the A&E at work I keep seeing unliveried police pool cars (white base model 308s) with the police log book on the dash, dumped in ambulance only space, while the 'police vehicle only' space is empty.

I'm sorry but fuck off. A life is worth more than whatever shit a special measures police force are doing that doesn't even warrant a liveried vehicle.
Watch for pedestrians...
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Fuckin' unreal.
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