Motortrade expressions
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Motortrade expressions
Ok I’ll start you off with.
Swapper px.
Doom -Solid blue.
90 day - white oh times have changed.
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Swapper px.
Doom -Solid blue.
90 day - white oh times have changed.
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Re: Motortrade expressions
Car of the week - the most margin.
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Re: Motortrade expressions
One lady owner -fucked clutch, parking scrapes and massive scratches from her rings on the inside of the windscreen.
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Re: Motortrade expressions
I always used to give a 3 bridges warrenty. Under or over 3 bridges and that was your lot, if it was a really shit car I would park it on the bridge infront of my house.
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Re: Motortrade expressions
Some from the dodgy sheepskin Seventies and Eighties
Struggle Steering - non PAS
Dollop of Shite - Dolomite
Billy Bunter - Hillman Hunter
Shoebox - HA Viva
Boomerang - Warranty claim (no, not our one)
Got a Rolex In It - Anything that's a bastard to clock
Any Trial - Take it out and smash it up...I'd sooner have the insurance money.
Hymn Sheet - bent MOT.
Aircraft Carrier - MkIV Ford
Mason's Black - Just black, but on a posh motor.
Struggle Steering - non PAS
Dollop of Shite - Dolomite
Billy Bunter - Hillman Hunter
Shoebox - HA Viva
Boomerang - Warranty claim (no, not our one)
Got a Rolex In It - Anything that's a bastard to clock
Any Trial - Take it out and smash it up...I'd sooner have the insurance money.
Hymn Sheet - bent MOT.
Aircraft Carrier - MkIV Ford
Mason's Black - Just black, but on a posh motor.
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Re: Motortrade expressions
Spiv it up. Maybe just where I worked as the cleaners were Italian.
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Re: Motortrade expressions
Special edition.
Usually pinstripes and random sticker like Bali or something else exotic.
Usually pinstripes and random sticker like Bali or something else exotic.
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