What does your car say about you?

Alf892 · Post by **Alf892** » Thu Mar 02, 2023 8:33 pm

Fabia tdi - tight arsed old git
Rover 12 - old git living in the past
Chevy pickup - old git

Broccoli · Post by **Broccoli** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:36 am

Porsche 912 (pretend Porsche 911) - wannabe; small Willy, can’t afford a bigger one
Karmann Ghia (pretend Porsche 356) - wannabe; small Willy, can’t afford a bigger one
Caterham 7 (pretend Lotus) - wannabe; small Willy but I’m not too sure I care
Jeep Wrangler (pretend off roader) - giant cock (and not in a good way); pretending to live the ‘action man life’ in the Walmart car park because I need reinforcement for my small Willy.

Anyone with three cars or more; needs to join an internet site of old buggers, to feel normal about their weird compulsion to have more than one car and try and prove they aren’t a cunt (which doesn’t seem to be working for anyone on here)

LynehamHerc · Post by **LynehamHerc** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 6:42 am

Nowt wrong with being a cunt.

DVee8 · Post by **DVee8** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 8:27 am

As I live in the North East land of the rising sun, a black Nissan 4x4 blends in with every other black Nissan, so un-noticed
The Daimler oh wedding day
The Mini and the Mini oh another Mini
The Abarth old man in a boy racer car.
Not all mine I'll add, the mini and mini are MrsV8 and N02 son, and the Abarth is N01 son but I do drive them all.

DodgeRover · Post by **DodgeRover** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:19 pm

2001 Maverick - needs a good wash and clean probably had a hard life...

MK2 Transit, you must be the coolest carpenter ever...

treehugger · Post by **treehugger** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:25 pm

What do it say about the man who just paid a world record fee for a Sierra cos worth? £596,000

Post by **paulplom** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:44 pm

You're a wanker?

DodgeRover · Post by **DodgeRover** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:35 pm

More money than sense, does anybody know him? I've been told to get rid of this bridge in London for scrap money you see....

LynehamHerc · Post by **LynehamHerc** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:08 pm

Could just be willy waving like you see at some auctions held on behalf of political parties etc.. I'm so rich that I just bought the best Sierra Cosworth in the world for 600k...

Just for comparison the partner I worked for in a consulting firm in 2001 got a £3million bonus, I got nothing as my grade didn't get them. God knows what they get now but if a cossie was once their dream car they could easily pay 600k.

Jazoli · Post by **Jazoli** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:48 pm

RCZ

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Middle age crisis

E Class

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Middle aged

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