Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

[Eddie Honda]

#olliwanker
#towingtwat
#chinnyreckon

[Eddie Honda]

6940KG...ON 3500KG GROSS

#sadsprings
#lardylardy
#pg9

[Eddie Honda]

750KG OVER GTW

#lardylardy
#towingtwat
#tacho
#noplatewanker

[Eddie Honda]

DEFECTS INCLUDING NO EXHAUST

#pg9

[Jerzy Woking]

#tealeaf
#mopedmayhem
#tacticalcontact

Chasing machete wielding scrotes riding 28 mph mopeds* in 130mph BMW's must be like shooting fish in a barrel.


*they are never, ever mopeds

[Hooli]

*COURT REPORT*

WALLOP!

#motorcyclistinscenery
#roadrage



https://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news ... on-keynes/

Nikesh Mistry, aged 34, of Groundsel Close, Walnut Tree, Milton Keynes pleaded guilty to two counts of causing serious injury by dangerous driving and one count causing grievous bodily harm with intent, following a hearing at Aylesbury Crown Court on 20 December 2023.

Appearing at Aylesbury Crown Court on Thursday (13/3), Mistry was sentenced to a total of four years and ten months’ imprisonment.

He was also disqualified from driving for four years and ten months and will need to take an extended re-test before getting his licence back.

On 19 November 2022, Mistry was driving a silver BMW 320 near the Walton Roundabout, Milton Keynes.

On entering the roundabout there was an incident with a motorbike ridden by the victim, a man aged in his 40s from Oxley Park, Milton Keynes.

Both vehicles entered Brickhill Street, travelling north, with the motorcycle alongside the BMW. A non-verbal exchange occurred between Mistry and the rider of the motorcycle.

Mistry then recklessly decided to use his vehicle to force the motorcyclist to the offside of the carriageway swerving towards him. Both vehicles travelled onto the wrong side of the road with the rider of the motorcycle forced to take evasive action to avoid a collision.

Mistry continued to force the rider of the motorcycle off the road, up onto the verge, squashing the motorcycle between his vehicle and some metal barrier bridge railing.

The rider of the motorcycle was thrown from his bike and was catapulted over the bridge landing in undergrowth underneath the bridge.

The rider of the motorcycle sustained serious injuries and was airlifted to Addenbrookes Hospital in Cambridge.

Mistry, unable to control his vehicle further, collided head on with another vehicle travelling in the opposite direction, causing serious injuries to the front passenger of this car.

They were taken taken by ambulance to Milton Keynes University Hospital.

Mistry was charged with the offences via a postal requisition on 22 May 2023.

How is that not attempted murder?

[Scruffy Bodger]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-h ... e-68604759

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Oops, someone isn't going to live that down for a very long time. It happened to our local lot years back when they got a new appliance. Lots more horsepower and a bigger tank onboard sloshing around led to hedge hopping.

[59Impala]

#youcan'tparktherechaps

[Eddie Honda]

#tealeaf
#wankertanker
#hoolihumour

[Eddie Honda]

YOU COULD DRIVE A BUS THROUGH THERE

*COURT RESULT*

#cyclecunt
#grasscam
#oooharrrgh