Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

[Asimo]

What model BMW was it?

[cuntbuster]

i8?

[FhakeConcern]

What about this 1 Series? Looks like it just crashed into a plastic wheely bin.

[DodgeRover]

How the hell did they come out of that alive?

To be honest it's fucking impressive. It's a testament to the build quality of new motors and shows why they are so bloated. I doubt he'd be alive if it was an E30 for example.

I wonder if he didn't have his belt on and was thrown clear?

[bub2006]

How the hell did they come out of that alive?

To be honest it's fucking impressive. It's a testament to the build quality of new motors and shows why they are so bloated. I doubt he'd be alive if it was an E30 for example.

I wonder if he didn't have his belt on and was thrown clear?

At speeds of that kind of damage I'd have thought thrown clear would have killed him. Straight through some cunts bedroom window while they're on the job.

[FatherJack]

What about this 1 Series? Looks like it just crashed into a plastic wheely bin.

The hidden Ninja power of the Double Wheelie bin and a brick pillar.

This is a damning indictment of the NHS though.
After such a traumatic accident, the poor young men decided it was better to head to A&E on foot for medical assistance, it kept an Ambulance free which is very public spirited of them.

They were in such a hurry that one dropped a phone, I expect the Police were happy to take it straight to his house.

As technology advances, wouldn't it be great if you could disable the seatbelt pre-tensioner and Drivers airbags remotely if you car was stolen.

[Asimo]

i8?

Think you are right. Post-crash fire has burned away some of the fibre reinforced plastc bodyshell.

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[Hooli]

i8?

Think you are right. Post-crash fire has burned away some of the fibre reinforced plastc bodyshell.
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Looks like the instructions from a Tamiya kit.

[Eddie Honda]

'STRANGE PURSUIT'

#pursuit
#tealeaf
#wankertanker
#cyclecunt

Have the plod given up on two hands on the wheel? That whole drive was done one-handed karate kid style

[BusmansHoliday]

Even more impressive is the picture of the police van in the SYPlod tweet. Never have a bus in the background as some sad fucking anorak will know what it is, and that's London.