Ello all

Please let us know why you're here and if you know how to use a 3/8th Gripely to ream your trunnions square....
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Ello. My names not Dave, but people call me Dave. It's complicated.i was told by a mate earlier on I should visit. So I'm here.

Ohh about meself, I'm an ex Land Rover tech, I used to be good with off road shit but now try to stay on the black stuff.

Don't own cars but do own bikes. Because cars are cramped slow and I hate working on them.

Ex Londoner but was kidnapped by my ex wife now living in exile up in Yorkcestershire some where near compo and gleggy.

Look forward to some banta, and PS, Hooli it's all your fault.
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Morning Dave...
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Welcome aboard. That cunt (is that how you spell internet god?) Hooli has a lot to answer for.
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Morning Dave not Dave
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Welcome Rodney.
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Is it coz you are from Essex?
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OI my names not feekin Rodney either, and no not from bloody Essex. London, the posh side.Croydon 😂

Yea internet God is that what he calls him self these days😂 Ohh dear.....
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Sorry, thought it was Peckham.
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Ah gawd, another bloody southerner coming up here, enjoying our epic countryside & friendly, easy-going nature... sigh...

Got pics of your bikes, then?
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1994 Vauxhall Calibra 3.0 V6

Running but need fettling:

1986 Honda CBX750F
1991 Maserati 222 SE
1990 Yamaha XJ900F

Tax & MOT-exempt, woohoo!

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I wow kidnapped. I'm here under protest and making the best of it. There more flat heads in London than there is Londoners in Yorkshire so wouldn't worry to much😂

Can't find how to do the picky thing learn me please cos I'm not that brainy
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