How often is it a fucked car that won't start, fires up & drives when you give & do that? Seems to be every time for me.mercrocker wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:47 pm It is amazing how few folk know they can usually crank a fucked car a few vital feet on the key.....
You park like a cunt!
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It has happened on more than one occasion when I've gone out to "rescue" somebody....
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A lot of stuff past 2009 requires the clutch down to start. Stops idiots like my sister leaving a car in gear and starting it through the door to get the air con going. It ended up crashing through their garage door...mercrocker wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:47 pm It is amazing how few folk know they can usually crank a fucked car a few vital feet on the key.....
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Ah, idiot-proofing preventing useage by the sensible again, then. Obviously I still haven't gone beyond my 2007 watershed.
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I parked my van , almost touching , close to a clients car i saw in Tescos car park .. I knew it was her micra as it had a large dent in the rear wing . It was going to be funny seeing her trying to get in it .. and her having tl wait for me to come out . FFfffuck....when i came out , i realised it wasn't her car ... some elderly gentleman was fretting near it !
Just check out how many red k11 micras there are with dented o/s rear wings running about !
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Quality parking in front of me today. I'm stopped far enough back from the junction not to affect people turning. Then someone stops in front of me completely blocking the junction
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I'd imagine the building in the background has a lot to do with that behaviour.
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That's parked? it's in the middle of the bloody road!
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Even more ironic is those things came with self parking years before that one was made. I've been in one when they used it, Spooky Mulder... How many are equipped with it and it's never used I wonder, or only used a handful of times to show off the people they know?