You park like a cunt!

[DodgeRover]

I had to link this as I can't be bothered to convert this avif image to jpeg.

pavement parking

I assume it's broken down then?

I don't think it has. Nor has it been inverted, sadly. LOL!

I don't think you can park like a.cunt just because you have a blue badge can you?

[Hooli]

Everyone else does with them?

[bub2006]

I have a blue badge. I don't try and park like a cunt though. Yes I can park on double yellows not within so far of a junction or loading area though but still try and find a bay. It annoys the fuck out of me when we've been away on holiday and driving through a village there's cars littered up and down a busy high street with parking bays in spitting distance.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

[bub2006]

Come to think of it,I think a ropey white van with its hazards on has a legal right to park wherever the fuck the driver sees fit doesn't it?

[brandersnatch]

Come to think of it,I think a ropey white van with its hazards on has a legal right to park wherever the fuck the driver sees fit doesn't it?

See also supermarket delivery vans.

[Hooli]

Come to think of it,I think a ropey white van with its hazards on has a legal right to park wherever the fuck the driver sees fit doesn't it?

See also supermarket delivery vans.

Random cars used for food delivery normally dumped in the middle of the road with the doors open

[bub2006]

Come to think of it,I think a ropey white van with its hazards on has a legal right to park wherever the fuck the driver sees fit doesn't it?

See also supermarket delivery vans.

Random cars used for food delivery normally dumped in the middle of the road with the doors open

I actually go to the extreme of parking the van every drop i do even if it takes an extra couple of minutes to walk. We've got a lazy cow next door,typical scummy mummy. Dog yapping,rubbish on garden around while she dresses like the black queen of sheba. She's forever having deliveries of food,too lazy to cook i think. They always park in front of my driveway. One cunt parked in front of my gates as I'd just started van. He looked at me and rather than moving he went to boot. I drive van to gates and said he either moves car or I'll move it. He did shift it rather sharpish. Word must have travelled about the grumpy cunt in white van as no one has parked in front now for a few weeks.

[bub2006]

And here's me trying to change the general conception viewed about white van man.

[brandersnatch]

See also supermarket delivery vans.

Random cars used for food delivery normally dumped in the middle of the road with the doors open

I actually go to the extreme of parking the van every drop i do even if it takes an extra couple of minutes to walk. We've got a lazy cow next door,typical scummy mummy. Dog yapping,rubbish on garden around while she dresses like the black queen of sheba. She's forever having deliveries of food,too lazy to cook i think. They always park in front of my driveway. One cunt parked in front of my gates as I'd just started van. He looked at me and rather than moving he went to boot. I drive van to gates and said he either moves car or I'll move it. He did shift it rather sharpish. Word must have travelled about the grumpy cunt in white van as no one has parked in front now for a few weeks.

When I drove for Asda I always parked and walked if necessary. Some other drivers used to stop and make everyone else wait. I thought it was a cuntish thing to do. I didn’t do it as I’m not a cunt.*





*Probably.

[mercrocker]

You need to be a thick-skinned cunt to do it as well....I know what goes through my head (and sometimes out of my mouth) when I see Mr Asda or Mr Morrison thumping their van up a kerb opposite a side road and leaping out of the cab without looking. There is no way I could do it......

Mrs Rocker often moans that I won't just drop her randomly where it suits her and will sometimes drive around the corner or up to a convenient point to let her out. "Put your hazards on" doesn't fucking cut it with me unfortunately.