You park like a cunt!

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Van belongs to the owner of the shop. It will have been there from 7am, until he leaves at 5pm. Not the worst, but fuckin annoying! Image

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It does make your teeth itch. I think we all have mild ocd. Either that or a severe aversion to shit driving.
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paulplom wrote:It does make your teeth itch. I think we all have mild ocd. Either that or a severe aversion to shit driving.
Also the cunt takes up a space right next to the entrance, which should be for his customers.
I suspect he knows I Shagged his ex a few months ago.

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I just rang the number on the sign to give him some proper verbal abuse but he never picked up. I left him a decent voicemail. *Didn't mention you of course.
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Just WHY?
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Lazy uncaring cunt. I really do not fucking get this half-on half-off business. You haven't made the road more useable, merely in most cases blocked a pavement or verge as well. There was one I saw the other day - a lazy arse woman had left a Mokka like that CatTurd but with only about an inch of the tyre on the kerbstone - half of the car's frontal weight was resting on a square centimetre of sidewall.
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Eddie Honda wrote: Wed Sep 07, 2022 5:39 pm Just WHY?

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Because fuckwitted cunt.
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Not too bad but it's but it's been there nearly a fortnight. I pass it every day walking the dog.
Point being it's a large amount of money/monthly payments to be sat idle.
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Not only that, but it won't be doing the tyre any good.

Do they care? Do they fuck. They'll drive around on it until it blows out on the motorway somewhere, then replace it with the cheapest, shiniest, most plastic tyre available in that size and dither on regardless.
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