You park like a cunt!
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Re: You park like a cunt!
I'd be sending that to them and asking what's advanced about parking like a cunt.
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Re: You park like a cunt!
I stole it off the internet, they've probably seen it before.
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Re: You park like a cunt!
But how could you not notice when you got out that you were in the bushes?
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Re: You park like a cunt!
The operators of the NCT Centre in Naas have said that two disabled parking spaces have been temporarily out of use while refurbishment to the facility is carried out - but they will become available again once the building works have been completed.
A large container building with the sign "Reception" is currently sitting on the two spaces at the base in Naas Enterprise Park.
Cllr Peggy O'Dwyer said she received a call from a local resident about the issue and she visited the site.
Cllr O'Dwyer said: "The designated Disability Parking Spaces have been covered by a portable cabin."
She added: "The Disability Bays are there for a reason and its difficult to understand how they were removed with no additional replacement."
A statement from Applus, which operates the NCT Centre said:
"The Naas NCTS Test Centre is currently undergoing refurbishment work to the customer waiting area. These improvements will significantly enhance the overall NCTS customer experience and unfortunately to carry out this refurbishment work in a safe manner, it has meant we have had to use part of customer parking area as an interim waiting area.
"We understand this is an inconvenience for customers with mobility issues and we apologise for this. Where we can identify customers with mobility issues, we are contacting them in advance to let them know and offering them the option to attend another neighbouring centre just while the refurbishment works are taking place.
"Once the refurbishment works are complete, the centre will have improved mobility access points and the two designated Disabled Parking Spaces will be available once again to those with mobility issues.
"We would like to thank our customers for being so understanding while this refurbishment work is taking place."
[Given the number of spaces on that side of the building, the twats could of put the box a bit further to right and left the two spakker bays uncovered and available for use.]
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Does anybody else call them cripple spots?Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:40 pm
[Given the number of spaces on that side of the building, the twats could of put the box a bit further to right and left the two spakker bays uncovered and available for use.]
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I do! Or spacka spots to use my spacka badge in. Drives my daughter mad when I see herDodgeRover wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:59 pmDoes anybody else call them cripple spots?Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:40 pm
[Given the number of spaces on that side of the building, the twats could of put the box a bit further to right and left the two spakker bays uncovered and available for use.]
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Re: You park like a cunt!
I can post in here.
I keep lodgers to help with the mortgage payments.
Simple solution to one problem.
Then they come in Vito, Renault vans, Ford Edge, or a fuckiff big Ford Ranger truck.
My rule is that I park up the alley to control access.
Still sounds good though.
Till you walk out and see this….
Guy is on nights so goes to bed at 04.00
Parks like a cnut.
Takes his car keys to bed so now I have to wake him.
Is it worth the hassle?
Found that my cutlery is in decline.
Found desert spoons in his cars footwell.
Just counted forks…… 7/12 left and three non matched items in there (part of a previous lodgers chaos)
FCUK !!
Problem with today problem child is he is super nice, kind, generous BUT a total animal and scatterbrain.
Did I mention FCUK ??
I keep lodgers to help with the mortgage payments.
Simple solution to one problem.
Then they come in Vito, Renault vans, Ford Edge, or a fuckiff big Ford Ranger truck.
My rule is that I park up the alley to control access.
Still sounds good though.
Till you walk out and see this….
Guy is on nights so goes to bed at 04.00
Parks like a cnut.
Takes his car keys to bed so now I have to wake him.
Is it worth the hassle?
Found that my cutlery is in decline.
Found desert spoons in his cars footwell.
Just counted forks…… 7/12 left and three non matched items in there (part of a previous lodgers chaos)
FCUK !!
Problem with today problem child is he is super nice, kind, generous BUT a total animal and scatterbrain.
Did I mention FCUK ??
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem mate.