The Dark Wob

WHAT A PILE OF SHIT (FOUR WHEEL EDITION)

#shedoftheweek

FORGET ISOPON, LOOK AT THESE TWO

#shedoftheweek

#doh
#pg9

GOES OFF IN A CREAM PUFF SHOWING OFF

STUPID BIG TIME

#tintedtit

BIG KIDS STREET RACING WITH WEE KIDS

THOUGHT IT WAS OK

#terryfuckwit

HAT-TIP FOR GETTING PAST THE TON

#hondajizzfail

If I'd been those Hampshire cops I would have slung that fucking scooter over the Armco and fuck with all the stupid fake-ecology posts from phone-tappers. Cunt riding it lucky not to be a stain on the tarmac never mind minus a twat-stick.

I hate these twatty scooters as much as the next man, and hopefully the cunt on the M3 will get properly nicked, but calling out a 16 tonne recovery vehicle to a motorway probably cost the taxpayer £2/300 , there is no way this or presumably the time they sat on the hard shoulder waiting- most dangerous place on earth etc etc. Can be justified.
The Copper could quite easily have thrown the scooter on top of his sandwich bag or in the footwell next to the scooteist they’d arrested.
And as for recovery driver strapping it on the bed- another cuntish waste of time and exposing himself to danger just to justify the bill to the Old Bill.

I’m usually a big supporter of the Police but petty minded idiots like mwaycop and his attitude won’t win many fans.

Whilst I’m at it , the Copperwho nearly hit the myopic Polo would definitely get a major bollocking and probably retraining if he’d hit it.
I only drive ( sometimes quite fast) cars and I would have been expecting that at that closing speed, you mental Sportsbike Organ Donors wouldn’t last 5 minutes if you had as little anticipation as this Policeman.

Let’s see what some of the more petty Coppers would make out of this; Nothing fell off, gaffer tape is a perfect substitute for rope and you can see the tow cars number, even if you couldn’t it’s my Dads trailer so he could call me if tracing the driver was needed.
All legit, I’d say.