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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:48 am
by Eddie Honda
DANGEROUS JUGGERNAUT TRAILER WITH FRACTURED AXLE BEAM

#mrmagoo


Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:51 am
by Eddie Honda
PLOD SOOO DISAPPOINTED

BLOWS ONLY 39 DOWN THE STATION

NOT #brahmsandliszt



Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 7:50 am
by Hooli
Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:29 am LAZY CUNT

#zigandzag

That's a pet hate of mine, make the bloody kids walk so they aren't all fat shits & learn where to park a car.

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:59 pm
by paulplom
I lived next to a bloke that would drive to the school 150m up the road. I walked my son there by the time he'd loaded up and found somewhere to park. Fucking wanker.

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:01 pm
by paulplom
See also supermarket shoppers trying to find a spot as close to the entrance as possible. I park away from the store and often see them still looking for a place as I walk in. Arseholes.

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm
by Hooli
Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:09 pm
by Eddie Honda
Hooli wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
No it doesn't. Some mongtard will be found parked right next to it, even if the car park is deserted. PHACT!

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:12 pm
by Hooli
Aye good point.

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:16 pm
by paulplom
I often park the can at the top of the carpark as the big doors make it awkward to get in and out.
Like you say nine times out of ten some cunt will be parked right next to it. I have to resist the urge to bray my door off the fuckers.

Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:14 pm
by Guest
Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:09 pm
Hooli wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:03 pm Yup & parking that much further away protects your bodywork from the same mongtards.
No it doesn't. Some mongtard will be found parked right next to it, even if the car park is deserted. PHACT!
I found that a well dented and scratched Land Rover usually deterred people from parking next to me.