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Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:14 pm
by brandersnatch
Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:56 pm
brandersnatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:27 pm
To my certain knowledge as far as the tax man knows no courier has ever, in the history of the courier industry, done a cash job. I certainly never* did.
There was a guy I worked with at Delta (aka Steve "Dyson" - the was no loss of suction when it came to hoovering up work) - He did get quizzed by the Inland Revenue and for the total value of cheques they'd determined he'd banked from non-account jobs, they also determined he'd made the same again in cash.
Like me taxi driving tips, I declared them all*
"Don't take the piss out of the taxman, he'll bum you for it. Never tax the piss out of the VAT-man, he'll ride you raw." - sort of the same thing now since the IR and HMCE merged.
Taking a cheque for a cash job? There’s his first mistake. It’s all a bit academic to me now that I’m no longer self employed.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:19 pm
by Eddie Honda
Non account could be cash/cheque.
His first mistake was not keeping adequate records at the time. His second was answering the probing questions wrong. He should've said he lived with his ma and lived like a monk.
It's like when they spy on a takeaway to see how many come and go on a Friday night and the vendor trying to claim it was dead quiet.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:22 pm
by paulplom
On the other hand if you haven't got it, the cunts can't have it.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:22 pm
by brandersnatch
Opposite the house I lived in three houses ago if you see what I mean there was a Chinese restaurant. Very expensive. Always empty, I mean always. I never saw anyone in there. I always wondered what type of Chinese laundry it was.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:24 pm
by brandersnatch
Also every courier company I worked at cash job meant cash. Never cheque.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:14 pm
by AMCrebel
brandersnatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:22 pm
Opposite the house I lived in three houses ago if you see what I mean there was a Chinese restaurant. Very expensive. Always empty, I mean always. I never saw anyone in there. I always wondered what type of Chinese laundry it was.
I may have mentioned this before but there's a car sales place near me that seems to have a very odd pricing structure. Some of their stuff hangs around for ages.
Obviously I can't prove anything, but I suspect it might be a front for something entirely different, of a money laundering operation.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:49 pm
by AutoshiteBoy
Remember, cash is tax free.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:12 pm
by NorfolkNWeigh
My COVID testing job is the first PAYE I’ve done in 27 years. I’ll soon be at the £12k threshold where they’ll start stopping me tax. I might well jack it in for another 27.
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:03 pm
by DodgeRover
NorfolkNWeigh wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:12 pm
My COVID testing job is the first PAYE I’ve done in 27 years. I’ll soon be at the £12k threshold where they’ll start stopping me tax. I might well jack it in for another 27.
Tell them you've decided to identify as a woman and give them your other half details to use her 12k up?
Re: Claim's Cabbies Corner Let's be Frank with each other.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 12:16 pm
by Warren t claim
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A 1980 private hire tariff sheet from what is now the largest firm in Liverpool.
How much was a gallon of four star back then?
Remember, a Mk3/4 Cortina 1.6 did about 27mpg around the doors.