The Dark Wob

"Olympian customers seek pleasurable experiences to nourish their souls. They feel free on the road – away from the distractions of daily life. When they encounter something novel, something unknown and unexpected, they achieve an increased sense of creativity and self-awareness."

Well that's the current bullshit of the year winner.

In that vein does this forum need a 'Mission Statement?'

"By obnoxious cunts for obnoxious cunts with a complete lack of wokeratism* and a sprinkling of automobilia".

(*Is that a word?)

A motorsickle with a plastic engine, only 1000 squiddleys. There's posh for you.

I really hope one of those calipers with which it appears over-endowed is actually a Shanghai-Tech cardboard wheel clicker....

Ultra realistic fake engine drawn on the box too.

I wonder if it comes with a free fire extinguisher.

Tyres look fun in the wet, too.

LynehamHerc wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:59 pm In that vein does this forum need a 'Mission Statement?'

"By obnoxious cunts for obnoxious cunts with a complete lack of wokeratism* and a sprinkling of automobilia".

(*Is that a word?)

What a Philistine you are, its 'inspired by the traditional Japanese philosophy of wabi-sabi' don't you know.

Wobby Saabs maybe....

Asimo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:07 pm Screenshot 2024-01-04 at 16.06.32.png

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https://olympianmotors.com

Less is More ?

Ask any child if a "Fun-Sized" Mars Bar is better than a real one.

Looking further at the promo stuff

Experience over horsepower
Class over torque

So unable to get out of its own way and should only tackle hills where gravity is a friend not a foe!