Monkey bike, Monkey ride

[Jerzy Woking]

La Rochelle

I drove down there for a holiday about ten years ago in my V70. Lovely area.

Ridden in the area quite a few times, and keep going back.

[Hooli]

Right, some little passes, the Grand St Bernard plus the dog breeding museum at the top (guess the breed). The Simplon pass, a witch's crash and the village I've stopped in tonight

[LynehamHerc]

I'm impressed that you still seem to have your phone.
Has it been surgically implanted or are you the 6million dollar monkey?

(Needless to say I'm envious of your travels and don't begrudge a penny I've paid towards them.)

[Hooli]

I'm not quite as useless or incompetent as you'd have people believe.

[LynehamHerc]

That'd be impossible.

[Hooli]

I have skills, I've got money out of a Yorkshire accountant before

[LynehamHerc]

That's true.

You're fucking useless at predicting the weather though.
A week ago you reckoned that it'd be pissing down every day yet in virtually every photo it's fine.

[Hooli]

I said the forecast was thunderstorms all week and we all know how good forecasts are these days.

Probably something to do with all the meteorologists retiring and
Climate change fuckwits filling the roles.

[DodgeRover]

We've had thunderstorms here every night so they got that bit correct, just in the wrong country

[Warren t claim]

I have skills, I've got money out of a Yorkshire accountant before

Was it 50p and you had to use a spanner?