Pug 107 (currently kidnapped), citroen relay and '14 Vespa gts ie 125

[SiC]

It's a lot of car for the money. That engine bay doesn't look too bad does it - except the inevitable seized fasteners.

[brandersnatch]

It’s as well it’s a big car. You’ll need it to carry your huge testicles about.

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[paulplom]

I can't really lose even if it shits itself. The wheels are valued at near enough a grand (20"!) and the cats must be worth a few quid.
It's quite rapid and is a more sporty drive than the lexus. Loads of toys in it. Keyless entry, stop start button, electric steering wheel, bose radio, flappy paddles, automatic boot and I noticed the cruise control braking going down a hill.
There are a couple of jobs though. One is the indicator bulb. Another Robson said the squirter tank drains over a couple of days or something along those lines and I've noticed the headlights are cloudy.
Any tips on making them shiney again? I've heard/read toothpaste works.

[paulplom]

It's a lot of car for the money. That engine bay doesn't look too bad does it - except the inevitable seized fasteners.

Other than basic maintenance, I won't be working on the engine. Sod that.

[paulplom]

He's not wrong you know. Fark me!

[brandersnatch]

In view of the above I’ll now call you Paul Tiny Testicles

[christine]

wipe headlights with lint free cloth or kitchen roll ,soaked in cellulose thinner.. Do it fast ,and don't stop halfway across...just a quick wipe and let it harden..turn cloth ,(it'll be filthy ) Then another quick wipe ...and let it harden . Gleaming in seconds!! Dunno if acetone nail polish remover works too?

[cros]

Is there really any need for bollox of that size? Good job us humans are more modestly hung or we'd be listening to "I'm not in love" by Six Gallons.

[SiC]

Are the headlight washer leaking? Usually a pool or water under the car/car is crying when they do.
I've had that before where it drains the tank through them. Cheap fix is a one way valve inline may help reduce or eliminate the leakage.

[Eddie Honda]

In view of the above I’ll now call you Paul Tiny Testicles

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