Pug 107 (currently kidnapped), citroen relay and '14 Vespa gts ie 125

[Warren t claim]

Yep Paul's gone out to buy another one that works to swap with Kiltox, otherwise he may never have sex again!

He'll never have sex with Kiltox again?

Not if he doesn't get this fucking car working

So he's at some sort of Fabswingers night with Kiltox?

[paulplom]

I went to the garage I use and he said he was chokka. One of his blokes is off till Wednesday. He told me to take it down then and he'll sort it.

[LynehamHerc]

Doesn't he reserve a day a week for fixing your cars and vans or is Wednesday that day?

[paulplom]

Yes, my weekly visit. He's had some fucking coin off me this year.

[Hooli]

What percentage does he charge for all this money laundering?

[paulplom]

I bet I've out him over the vat thresh hold.
It's a good motor. I've done a few thousand miles in it with no bother at all. I haven't even put any oil in.
Mind you it doesn't register on the dipstick anymore either.

[LynehamHerc]

Is that a normal or an electronic display type of dipstick?

[paulplom]

Normal.

[LynehamHerc]

So you checked the dipstick, saw that there was no oil on it, put it back and left it?

[paulplom]

Yes. I didn't want to get my hands dirty. It's okay though. The oil light hasn't come on yet.