What sort of cars do benders drive? Credit to AMCrebel

Talk about your cars etc here. Keep it sort of sensible and on topic please.
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Eddie Honda wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:29 am Well gay

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Years ago a work mate had one of them. After a nightshift at work when someone* had sellotaped a piece of cardboard with 'Barbie's 4x4' written on it, over the rear plate he got stopped by plod.

The rant the following night at work was brilliant and totally worth it.
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Broccoli wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:38 am I have to say (now that other members have admitted to owning a Norton couch), that I’ve never owned a car that received more positive female attention…

Now if you want to pull guys, buy a Dodge Viper.

Is the ubiquitous white van the most heterosexual? (Excepting plumbers vans, and those with ‘free candy’ on the side, obviously)
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Or one like that.
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JimH wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:09 am Clean and tidy ones.
Phew! That let's me out.
As I suspected I was right about everything.
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Any french convertible 207cc etc or those pugrot rcz shitheaps.
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PT Cruiser convertible
Who you gonna call
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It is almost as difficult to link a car to homosexual tendency or behaviour as it is sometimes to identify the people who indulge in it, though.....

Take for example Raymond Mays. Here he is hedging his gender bet whilst at the wheel of a strictly XY-chromosome Invicta (although the likes of Violette Cordery would even defy that stereotype)....
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Gaylord Montagu drove a manly Zephyr Six even whilst banged up for botty crime.....
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Mr Larry Parnes-Shllings-and-Pence catapulted a large number of British rock and roll acts to fame or obscurity and was famously queer. He drove a pink PA Cresta - a car equally characteristic of the original Teddy Boy as it was a gay entrepreneur, especially in the days when it paid not to be too judgemental. The driver of such a conveyance could either try it on in the Gents or take you outside and stab you in the neck.....
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My final example of people I admire despite their shirt-lifting is Joe Meek who apparently packed a couple of "close friends" into a Sunbeam Rapier and went off on a nice little caravan holiday.

Lesser-known queers I have encountered have driven cars as memorable and different as a '70 Impala, 61 Galaxie, 1961 Cadillac Fleetwood 75, Armstrong Siddeley 346, BMW Z3 (yes I will probably allow that one....), McLaren F1 and 1600E Cortina.

I also have two very definitely Not Queer mates with those awful Fiat 500 things so I don't think it is possible to Gay code a car.....
There's a great long bar in Rock & Roll heaven.......
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I can only think of 3 openly gay people I know;
One drives an Octavia estate, one a BMW i3 and the other a Mercedes E Class cabriolet but in black not the hetero white with a pink hood of our car.
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My mate's as gay as a window. He drives this
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He used to drive this
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He's had all sorts of cool shit over the years
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