The Dark Wob

You're all amateur cocksuckers anyway. Although mine are usually on the other board. I try and write about my vehicles but they're boring as fuck.
The van's knocking like fuck over potholes and the like, the cv boot still needs reattatching and the front nearside brake started grinding like fuck today like metal on metal. I've got it booked in on Friday on the fourth garage I visited.
I've had my fill of lying on soaking went gravel spilling red hot oil up my sleeve fucking about with sump plugs and the like. Plumbing's shit enough as it is without engaging in a hobby like that. I understand if you're stuck in an office and needing a release but I black as fuck most days as it is.

Anyway. What did Nergle say to piss him off? He's always come across as such an affable chap. I hope he doesn't fuck off too.

Only posting to see my post count...

I reckon at least 500 of mine are car related.

I've just noticed that my post count is pretty low.

Too much time spend gallivanting around in E7s & Transhit recovery trucks will do that for you.

Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:13 pm Too much time spend gallivanting around in E7s & Transhit recovery trucks will do that for you.

Quality not quantity.

Analysing our post count and estimating (wildly) how much is or is not about cars is all a bit pointless really. This is a Forum. A Discussion Board.

Name one conversation you have had with a real person recently. Did it stay on track? If it was amongst mates, family or colleagues did it get piss-takey and jokey? Of course it fucking did.

Does anyone think (to use an example I am familiar enough with) a group of Teddy Boys on a night out discuss the finer points of Little Richard's Specialty output ad infinitum, peppered with tales of the latest tailor visits? Yes, they do, but interspersed with calling each other cunts, taking the piss out of incorrectly knotted ties or ranting about the perilous state of British society......

No need to beat ourselves up because somebody got upset. It was always going to happen that way. You can't please every cunt.

Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:57 pm

The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:07 pm

Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:51 pm

If you don't want to have a discussion. Write a fucking blog.

Yup.

Your point caller?

You do realise that it's still miles below Hooli's post count (of which a few hundred must be "ook") and probably more than half of those 20k were CBW thread posts?

Like to look at your own car content out of over six thousand posts (not including any sock accounts)? The proportion I'd guess would be rather minimal against the Vile Hatred and intercontinental shagging. I'm not saying that's a bad thing like, but a bit of perspective.

I also seem to remember JM having a astonishingly high post count over on AS (47k). I'm sure 100% that every single post was of equally astonishing high quality.

He shoots, he scores!

Anyway, I suggest a return of the cunt count. The thing that bearded prick on AS* railed against.




Which one though?

The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:23 pm Anyway, I suggest a return of the cunt count. The thing that bearded prick on AS* railed against.




Which one though?

I'll have to ramp up my profanity level a lot.

As far as I recall, I won the last ever cunt count, so I'm the reigning champion.