The Dark Wob

Bazfr69 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:57 pm

Hooli wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:54 pm Oldest car I know in my road is a 'J' reg Reliant Raltio?

Do you mean a Rialto?

Maybe, I was too lazy to google it.

Hooli wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:00 pm

Bazfr69 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:57 pm

Hooli wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:54 pm Oldest car I know in my road is a 'J' reg Reliant Raltio?

Do you mean a Rialto?

Maybe, I was too lazy to google it.

Have you knocked up any posters for Testicular, penile or prostate cancer lately at work?

Is it a rialto robin or robin rialto? I can never remember.

Reliant prefaces Robin and Rialto afaik.

LynehamHerc wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 4:29 pm But they're yours not the finance companies I bet.

I can't imagine the X-Type a few doors down from Christines is owned by a finance company TBF.

He's 85 , the jaguar estate / avant / touring whatever they're called, owner ... Long grey hair , odd..would fit in on here ..

I've just seen his daughter in Tesco's fag counter. She's a hoot , i love her madly..Divorced too . She gives me the come on ,and wolf whistles with 2 fingers , as i walk past her house ..
So I said " Race you home ! " she laughed .. "No.."

I said " How about we both stop in the woods on the way home ,and make love , or is that out of the question too?" She creased up . "Shut up ! "
The gay lad behind the counter is shocked...
Good job i had a mask on as i didn't have my teeth in !!!!!

Another time , i'm out back having a fag .. Quiet voice other side of the fence .. " You there , christine ? " I recognise the voice as the girl with the jag .
Yeah , whats up ?
I've locked myself out ! I just got out the bath , let the dog out ,and the wind blew the bloody front door shut .. Can i borrow your ladder , then i can climb on the garage roof , drop down into the back garden , and get in the back door . That's not a slam shut door lock ,and it isn't locked anyway..
Ha ha !Yeah , i'll pass it over the fence... hang on .So i go down the shed to get it ..

I've only got my dressing gown on, hurry ! she says .
Oooooooooo, have you got your knickers on underneath?
No! Nothing ! Barefooted , no knickers ,no bra.. just my dressing gown ..I'm fuckin freezing , Hurry up !
Hey , I'll need to hold the bottom of the ladder ... Can I have a look up your gown..? Is it hairy or shaved ?
Fuck off ,no it's not shaved .. i'll manage ..just pass the bloody ladder over ..

'Christine', earlier today:

Exactly , what i wanted to do .. I did hold the ladder , but she went up holding the gown tight laughing at me . I 'm utterly trustworthy though , and i said i wouldn't look ..
My kinda chick .. full of life and mad ...dunno how i ended up with a grumpy one .

Pulled the Boxster out of storage and made a video
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