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Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:30 pm
by Hooli
Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:27 pm
Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:51 pmSod that as they fall off without screws.
Do they 'eck as like! If they do, UR USING DE RONG TAPE RONGLY!.
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You iz using Jizz Rong!
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:34 pm
by Eddie Honda
Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:30 pm
Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:27 pm
Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:51 pmSod that as they fall off without screws.
Do they 'eck as like! If they do, UR USING DE RONG TAPE RONGLY!.
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You iz using Jizz Rong!
Me use Jizz right. Because #berkinamerc attacked me from side road.
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Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:36 pm
by SiC
Typical Jazz drivers. Always getting in the way.
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:41 pm
by paulplom
That merc looks like it's got a speed jaw..
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:04 pm
by DodgeRover
Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:19 pm
Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:15 pm
Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:10 pm
Do the lights make it faster?
No, it'll be the
4D plates.
No such fucking thing as 4D.
Of course there is we are moving forwards through the 4 the dimension all the time.
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:02 pm
by dean36014
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 4:12 pm
by PhilA
Pray tell, did it even have fresh grease in the bearings?
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:20 pm
by xtriple
That's fucked! Get thy money back sharpish.
Anyone know anything about Nissan Notes? Went looking at cars today, there are very few places around here that I trust to actually spend any money on a car with an expectation that it will last out its first tank of fuel. Central Garage (ex Rover/MG main dealer, then Mazda now MG again!) being one. Went there and I have never seen such an empty forecourt! I went in and casually asked if they were going bust!
Apparently 'no we are fucking not!' is an acceptable reply to a random knobber!
selling everything they can get, one chap followed in a transporter full of cars and bought one off the top row before it was even off the transport!
Anyway, asked about petrol automatics they had in stock and the full quota was... two! A Honda Jazz on a 57 plate for £4250 and a Nissan Note on a 58 plate. Black and very tidy with 60.000 miles on the clock for £3250. I know a Nissan is just 'an car' but practical and reliable (?) with a 1.4 petrol and proper auto box.
Is that a good deal? I am so out of the loop I honestly don't know what's a good deal and what's a good rogering!
In other news...
Took Phoebe to Pets at Home to get measured up for a custom harness. Not needed as they had one in stock that was ideal for her and what I wanted: to go under her chest and belly, round her neck and with a big handle on the back(top). £24 all in and it only FUCKING WORKS! Took her to the park after and getting her out of the car is easy, and walking the few steps to her spot was a delight as she could actually walk with me just taking some of the weight, so she gets exercise and I retain what little spine I still have!
She got out of the car once home and again, walked/was helped into the gaff. So much easier than carrying her or fucking about fetching the trolley, getting her on it and then negotiating the path with its minor and major steps...
Don't want to get rid of the Merc, I do like the damn thing and it's fun but I'm getting old and the dogs are also and practical constraints would ae something else with a bit of height, 4 doors (and a hatch) would be great for everyday?
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:27 pm
by LynehamHerc
Eddie is the Jizz expert.
Glad to hear that the harness works well.
I'd get rid of the Merc, it'll help both you and the dogs and may even cut down the number of your female admirers.
To me it's a no brainer based on what you've said.
Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:29 pm
by Eddie Honda
xtriple wrote: ↑Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:20 pm
Anyone know anything about Nissan Notes?
They're just a fake Jazz aren't they?