EBay Finds

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:21 am

I'm kind of tempted to get my midlife crisis now.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-sl5 ... 3887105272

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:24 am

Perlen vor die Säue for even posting this here, you twats.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Audi-Co ... 2702299072

Audi Sport UK. My dillywong is falling off in slices.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:26 am

This only requires a tiny amount of demongtardisation. No, really.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1953-Chevrol ... 3589691263

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:28 am

the paintwork will need attention

The square root of fuck all it will.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:30 am

I just leave this here for a moment.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:32 am

Save it. Please. Junkman said 'please'.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:37 am

If you're not a brand bigot and are not concerned with the door count of septics, bargains are out there for you.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DODGE-CORONE ... 3569184928

I'd still have him eat his fucking whitewalls and fake plates, though.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:43 am

Jeezerz Feckin Chroist is selling one of his cars.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/254299673502

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:48 am

Yes, it comes with the witch's hairdryer and all that sort of rot, so there is adequate power plus 50%.
But there is this:

And that fucking counts, you cunts.

Junkman · Post by **Junkman** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:50 am

It's been a while since I wanted a car this much.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/323859943261