Not so super supercar tales
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:53 am
Around the millennium like any self respecting scouser I had a few personal injury claims coming to fruition. This gave me a pot of about £8000 to spunk away and obviously a big name supercar was on the cards. Looking at what was on offer I decided a prancing horse was what's needed so I scoured the classifieds to see what's on offer. The 308 Dino 2+2 was just out of my price bracket leaving me with two choices, either an early Mondial 8 or a 400i. The Mondial was my first choice but I was beaten to the only affordable example for sale by minutes but there was a 400I for sale in the leafy area of Cheshire. Obviously not being a fucking retard I took someone sceptical with me to talk me out of this and we scampered over to audition the thoroughbred.
Upon arrival at the vendors coach house it initially looked good in its gleaming light metallic blue paintwork and looked like the sort of car Michael Winner would drive to lunch at the Ivy. The seller was pretty honest about its patchy service history but as this front engined V12 Ferrari was about as close as I'd get to owning a Daytona I was so far undeterred. My sane friend who's never been this close to a Ferrari on the other hand was letting enthusiasm take over him! The vendor fired it up after a few attempts and it idled away initially on probably nine cylinders and eventually on at least eleven. Even I was at this point suspicious of the blue smoke and holed exhaust but as we'd travelled this far we may as well take it for a spin. I'm not sure whether Ferrari owners are naturally trusting but he insisted we take it out for a test drive without him.
I slid behind the wheel and snicked it into drive (it was an automatic) and headed off around the lanes. First impressions weren't actually that bad, the steering was quite light being power assisted and pretty much all the electrics worked. My sane friend by this point was beside himself screaming WE'RE IN A FUCKING FERRARI and completely forgetting his role as devil's advocate. Fortunately, I was at this point wondering why this car seemed a hell of a lot slower than an XJS and had a nasty misfire. I didn't so much as wake up and smell the coffee as much as wake up and smell the unburnt petrol! Feeling a bit let down by the car and total lack of admiring glances I limped it back under protest of my friend and politely declined the offer of Ferrari ownership.
Upon arrival at the vendors coach house it initially looked good in its gleaming light metallic blue paintwork and looked like the sort of car Michael Winner would drive to lunch at the Ivy. The seller was pretty honest about its patchy service history but as this front engined V12 Ferrari was about as close as I'd get to owning a Daytona I was so far undeterred. My sane friend who's never been this close to a Ferrari on the other hand was letting enthusiasm take over him! The vendor fired it up after a few attempts and it idled away initially on probably nine cylinders and eventually on at least eleven. Even I was at this point suspicious of the blue smoke and holed exhaust but as we'd travelled this far we may as well take it for a spin. I'm not sure whether Ferrari owners are naturally trusting but he insisted we take it out for a test drive without him.
I slid behind the wheel and snicked it into drive (it was an automatic) and headed off around the lanes. First impressions weren't actually that bad, the steering was quite light being power assisted and pretty much all the electrics worked. My sane friend by this point was beside himself screaming WE'RE IN A FUCKING FERRARI and completely forgetting his role as devil's advocate. Fortunately, I was at this point wondering why this car seemed a hell of a lot slower than an XJS and had a nasty misfire. I didn't so much as wake up and smell the coffee as much as wake up and smell the unburnt petrol! Feeling a bit let down by the car and total lack of admiring glances I limped it back under protest of my friend and politely declined the offer of Ferrari ownership.