Why The Fuck Is Tesla Worth A Trillion Dollars?

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They should being back capital punishment for arrogant, selfish cunts like that.
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Re Tesla: I had a go in Model 3 ( the little one, every fucker has as a company car these days) . It was horrible, very strange high floor driving position, flimsy interior trim and I found the big telly very distracting. No doubt you’d become used to the screen but by then the novelty of the instant acceleration would have worn off, the one I tried was quite a basic one so only BMW 330 type figures not the craziness of the Dual Motor ones. Very much a One -trick Pony and I can’t believe that the EVs from VAG, Merc , BMW etc don’t drive loads better . Thing is as long as Tesla have a monopoly on a decent charger network , it’s the only one you could realistically have as your only car.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59306199

Tesla: JP Morgan sues for $162m after Musk tweets.

Chicken feed in the sum of things but Musk's cost Tesla more money.
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When you have such very high valuations, in both terms of money and metrics, confidence is a key factor and Musk doesn't inspire it at times. He needs to remember Ratner.
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... f=6uww027M

Elon Musk’s Tesla Share Sales Pass the $10 Billion Mark

https://www.smh.com.au/business/compani ... 53h68.html

His wealth came up in the second day of his testimony before a federal jury in Los Angeles, where the Tesla and SpaceX chief executive is on trial over a tweet in which he referred to a British cave diving expert as a "pedo guy."

I'm guessing this changes things a bit to when he claimed he was asset rich and cash poor in that trial a while back? :roll:
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Probably.
But if he's selling shares to buy more share options it might not.

I suspect that he might be awarded options so that would involve no outlay of cash.
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LynehamHerc wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 3:50 pm Probably.
But if he's selling shares to buy more share options it might not.

I suspect that he might be awarded options so that would involve no outlay of cash.
He made some sort of statement about Space X the other day potentially going bankrupt.
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I saw that. It's something to do with if the engines aren't fixed by sometime next year if I remember correctly.

I've no idea whether it's to pressurise his employees, is likely, a mixture of the two or something else. I get the impression that his finances are pretty opaque but have never bothered to look to be honest.
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https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodi ... 021-12-06/

Not worth quite as much as it was now, the share price just dipped below $1k
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https://dailykanban.com/2017/02/03/ca-d ... ive-video/

The route taken by the car had been charted ahead of time by software that created a three-dimensional digital map, a feature unavailable to drivers using the commercial version of Autopilot, according to two former members of the Autopilot team. At one point during the filming of the video, the car hit a roadside barrier on Tesla property while using Autopilot and had to be repaired, three people who worked on the video said.

Oops :lol:
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