What does your car say about you?

Talk about your cars etc here
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What does your car say about you?

Post by Jazoli » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:34 pm

Mine would stereotype me as a tailgating text messaging inconsiderate cunt, what about the rest of you?
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by chadders » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:05 pm

Flat cap wearing old giffer stuck in the 70s.
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by captain_70s » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:13 pm

chadders wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:05 pm
Flat cap wearing old giffer stuck in the 70s.
1976 Triumph Dolomite 1850HL - Long term fucked.
1977 Triumph Dolomite 1300 - Short term fucked.
1983 Triumph Acclaim L - Soon to be fucked.
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by SiC » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:27 pm

No friggin' clue. All mine are very different.

Actually they're all often driven by middle age or retirees. So I guess old.
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by Danthecapriman » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:25 pm

Mine are all different,

Volvo - dawdling old bastard.
Transit - white van man, get owt me fackin way!
Capri - Essex boy with no taste.
Mercury - line dancing yokel.
88 Volvo 740 2.3GLE
84 Ford Transit 100L 2.0
74 Ford Capri 1.6L
73 Mercury Marquis Brougham 7.0 V8
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by Warren t claim » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:36 am

I drive a hybrid. I hate people like myself.
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by bub2006 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:22 am

Ioniq, vegetarian planet saving hippy wannabee who couldn't afford the full electric version
2005 avensis, slightly tanned derby taxi driver
1983 reliant rat trike, no fucks given.
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by The Reverend Bluejeans » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:20 am

Thrusting Eighties Executive.
1989 730i E32. Yeah
1994 318Ti daily track slag.
2006 Honda Civic VtiVetecYo


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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by Guest » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:06 am

The Kia, given up on life.
The Chrysler, freelance pharmaceutical sales/pimp
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Re: What does your car say about you?

Post by John F » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:26 pm

Discovery: cunt.
Calibra: cunt.
Maserati: cunt
On the road:
1998 Disco 4.0 V8 (manual)
1986 Honda CBX750F

Running but need fettling:
1994 Vauxhall Calibra 3.0 V6
1991 Maserati 222 SE
1990 Yamaha XJ900F
1982 Suzuki GSX1100SZ Katana
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