What does your car say about you?
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FatherJack
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Re: What does your car say about you?
Not sure there is any real link between me and my cars as unlike every single one of the vehicles with my name on the V5, I work.
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treehugger
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Re: What does your car say about you?
Audio driver - twat.
Suv driver - bimbo.
VW - twat.
Suv driver - bimbo.
VW - twat.
As I suspected I was right about everything.
Re: What does your car say about you?
Precisely fuck all now.
'Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out, and so has sodomy'.
'Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good."
Thomas Sowell
'Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good."
Thomas Sowell
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LynehamHerc
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Jerzy Woking
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Re: What does your car say about you?
To the bloke (or woman) that just a few days ago paid £530,000 (plus commission) at Silverstone Auctions for a Sierra Cosworth RS500, I think his car says he/she is mental.
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Back_For_More
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Re: What does your car say about you?
XJR, Forester turbo, e46 330ci, Rover P6 V8, Lada 2101
Landed gentry farmer up his own arse......too poor to give a fuck
Landed gentry farmer up his own arse......too poor to give a fuck
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NorfolkNWeigh
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Re: What does your car say about you?
The XF suggests a middle aged , reactionary gammon.
The Boxster, a gay.
The white and red Merc convertible which I tend to use most of the time lately and with the hood down whenever there’s a tiny bit of sun, an even gayer gammon.
Ironically I’m the least right wing reactionary angry old white man I know. But then I’m comparing myself to you lot.
As for the gay bit, I’ve not tried it yet and feel unlikely to in the future.
Interestingly after my recent heart attack , management has given the green light to chopping all 3 cars in for a 911 and a P38 Range Rover.
God knows what they’ll say about me ( us) The fact that she’ll only consider an auto floppy top 911 ( handily the cheapest route in) it’ll still have overtones of friend of Dorothy and a Rangie is just a country gammon car, so fuck ‘em.
The Boxster, a gay.
The white and red Merc convertible which I tend to use most of the time lately and with the hood down whenever there’s a tiny bit of sun, an even gayer gammon.
Ironically I’m the least right wing reactionary angry old white man I know. But then I’m comparing myself to you lot.
As for the gay bit, I’ve not tried it yet and feel unlikely to in the future.
Interestingly after my recent heart attack , management has given the green light to chopping all 3 cars in for a 911 and a P38 Range Rover.
God knows what they’ll say about me ( us) The fact that she’ll only consider an auto floppy top 911 ( handily the cheapest route in) it’ll still have overtones of friend of Dorothy and a Rangie is just a country gammon car, so fuck ‘em.
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Re: What does your car say about you?
I no longer have the given up on life Kia, or apprentice drug dealer Chrysler.
I now have a "come on gang" family man VW T5, an old bloke, on the way to the allotment, Citroen ZX, an eco-bollocks electric Ami and a red trousered Alvis Shooting Brake.
All of them, except the VW, mean that people come to talk to me. I don't like talking to people.
I now have a "come on gang" family man VW T5, an old bloke, on the way to the allotment, Citroen ZX, an eco-bollocks electric Ami and a red trousered Alvis Shooting Brake.
All of them, except the VW, mean that people come to talk to me. I don't like talking to people.
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panhard65
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Re: What does your car say about you?
I suspect anyone seeing my fleet would just come to the same conclusion of "weirdo". Fair enough that does pretty much cover it.
1939 Hotchkiss 864
1971 Lancia Fulvia Berlinetta (for sale)
1977 Dodge 3700GT Hearse
1987 Renault 25 V6 Turbo
2007 Honda Jazz 1.4 (for sale)
2010 Skoda Felica tdi (for sale)
2013 Peugeot RCZ
2021 Yadea C1S Gay leccy scooter
1971 Lancia Fulvia Berlinetta (for sale)
1977 Dodge 3700GT Hearse
1987 Renault 25 V6 Turbo
2007 Honda Jazz 1.4 (for sale)
2010 Skoda Felica tdi (for sale)
2013 Peugeot RCZ
2021 Yadea C1S Gay leccy scooter
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xtriple
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Re: What does your car say about you?
Er, dunno really.
Jag? Old git with no taste and too reactionary to get a more modern car (everyone thinks it's MUCH older than it is and how it's kept really well for its age) or got more money than sense paying £650 a year to tax an old dollop.
Merc? Poseur with a noisy exhaust, even though it's standard, it sounds reet goodly especially after 3000 rpm! I also drive it roof down at every opportunity and I am contemplating having one of those sunshade strips made that were all the rage about a hundred years ago, with...
Bella/Chester on the passenger side and Daddy on the drivers.
Jag? Old git with no taste and too reactionary to get a more modern car (everyone thinks it's MUCH older than it is and how it's kept really well for its age) or got more money than sense paying £650 a year to tax an old dollop.
Merc? Poseur with a noisy exhaust, even though it's standard, it sounds reet goodly especially after 3000 rpm! I also drive it roof down at every opportunity and I am contemplating having one of those sunshade strips made that were all the rage about a hundred years ago, with...
Bella/Chester on the passenger side and Daddy on the drivers.