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Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:40 am
by DodgeRover
Transit - 90s market trader
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:52 am
by John F
Junkman wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:20 am
So you are either a welly and shooting vest over Tattersall wearing bumpkin with one eye in the middle of your forehead, or a pretentious soccer mom in Cheadle Hulme.
A small correction since I go shooting most weekends: Range Rovers are far more common than Discos and Shoguns, and nobody tends to wear Tattersall. Although you do get some tweed and wellies, depending on the weather.
So I'd go with the football mum (100% bollocks to americanisms).
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm
by BenHar
What does it say about you if you judge people by their cars?
Ben
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:43 pm
by DodgeRover
BenHar wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm
What does it say about you if you judge people by their cars?
Ben
It's days you are part of the majority of the population it would appear.
My neighbour and I were laughing when I suggested I said to the council I needed a fence round my property to keep a horse in as part of a "traditional lifestyle" - transit van and caravan in my drive......
Everybody does it to some extent.
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:50 pm
by red5
BenHar wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm
What does it say about you if you judge people by their cars?
Ben
What does it say about you if you judge people who judge people by their cars...and so on.
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:54 pm
by red5
Disco 2 Td5 - it's muddy, wtf.
Disco 3 Tdv6 - it's still going, and muddy, wtf
Freelandah TD4 - seriously, what's up here
Insignia Estate - they're shit mate. Don't last. 160k? Oh, err...
Ducati MS - feck that's ugly, oh, it's passed me
GSXR 1000 - wtf was that!
Vectra C Estate - same as Insignia
Vectra B Estate - how many cars have you got..
and so on.
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:22 pm
by NergleFuttocks
I think in all fairness this is not a commissioned exercise or report, just a bit of fun to see where it goes and have a smile or two. It is the same as what clothes we choose to put on.
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 pm
by fried onions
Humber - grandad.
Morris - grandad.
Austin - grandad.
MG - great grandad.
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:26 am
by Junkman
fried onions wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 pm
Humber - Britain's youngest giffer.
Morris - Britain's youngest giffer.
Austin - Britain's youngest giffer.
MG - Britain's youngest giffer trying hard not to be a giffer.
FTFY
Re: What does your car say about you?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:18 pm
by frustrator
2018 BMW 320D - shouty, bald, tattoed important person who doesn't give a fuck about you
2001 Volvo V70, dirty, sounds like a hippo farting in a swimming pool, dirty, maintenance strictly on an as required basis normally full of shit - wannabe pikey.